So, in light of the escalating avian violence in the south, I decided my best option was to have booked a trip to Vegas 4 months ago, and do that instead. So come along, and join me for some slots, suites, spheres, and shenanigans, shall you?
No, the WHITE ZONE is for the immediate loading and unloading of passengers only! There has NEVER been any stopping in the RED ZONE!!
For the record, I am not comfortable at all! INVALID!!!
This $14 sandwich just doesnt quite match the presentation in first class, but it will have to do. As much as I want to just wait for Jerry’s Nugget to feed me a rack of BBQ ribs and steak with a nice house salad for free, I dont think I can wait that long. Penguins would riot! But don’t anyone let me leave Jerry’s Nugget without spending my entire comp credit balance on however many giant chocolate eclairs one can get for that amount!
BUT!!!!!! Discomfort+ aside, this is my leg that lands in Paradise, and…
Oh, and here is the obligatory dog photo to make the TR official. This one is a lease because I still can’t have one yet 
but she is pretty cute!
By some crazy coincidence, I impulse bought a ticket, several months ago, to see the Eagles at MSG Sphere, and whaddya know, it’s actually for tonight, so I guess Vegas here we come! In honor of that, remember that one time back in ’23 when I won a $2,045 hand pay at Mirage on Dollar Storm, then blew the entire thing on a guitar a few days later, and said maybe I’d play it a little and share in a TR some day? Well, today is some day. I was initially going to cover the whole song from scratch and play all the instruments, but then I remembered that’s a lot of work, and I am way too lazy for that, so I just did my own remake of the part at the end that follows the lyric found in the title of this TR.
Anyhoo, I’m only about 4.5 million Costco hotdogs from LAS now, en route to my favorite resort in the whole wide Empire! I’m booked in a premium suite, so I feel like theres at least a pretty good chance I’ll be upgraded to a standard Palace Tower room at the VIP checkin!!! Or will it be the once every 5 or 6 trips inexplicable huge upgrade this time?!?!? Like anyone could even know that! I did happen to notice my room type disappeared from my reservation this morning when the check in option became available. #Upgrayedd! #LikeACaesar #DamnHawks
