Happy Valentine’s Day! Now, I’m not really one to celebrate unless you count when I was in high school. My friends and I would show up clad in all black and wear stickers with the letters LSWAVD (aka Lonely Single Women Against Valentine’s Day). Looking back, I see how influential stuff like that was on my self esteem and worth. But hey, that’s another website, yeah?

Happily, I am reporting from a sun-laden Amtrak train today. I’m heading down to see my parents in Delaware on this very cold Valentine’s Day. Across from me is a rather arrogant dude, buzz cut a top a long face and Warby Parker glasses. Younger than me and rude in the one sentence I’ve exchanged with him. “Do you think I’m blind?” he spat when I confirmed that was his seat. But, whatever. Let me vent. 

So, last night I was thinking about what to post for Valentine’s Day. There are always the “what candy can I eat if you’re” fill-in-the-blank posts. I’m sure I’ve shared on here over the years. But, I was feeling sassy and creative so instead of doing the normal yada yada, I opted for my favorite thing to do when I’m feeling inspired — create memes!

Without further ado, here ya go!

And, PS, I’m still single, definitely not lonely and against Hallmark holidays in general.

For the person who loves vegan food

For the sustainable lova

For your activist love